daddy can you please check the closet for liam wax figures i cant go to sleep
woah man tornado wornado in effect
DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING
we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do we!!
i swear to god
A cake for my Tumblr followers
A cake for the boys I text
A cake for all my friends.
A cake for Satan
a cake for everyone i know
Sorry but how exactly do you bug Satan?
THIS JUST HAPPENED
I like going to Walmart because I feel more attractive there
sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week