THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT
(Source: herrolds)
daddy can you please check the closet for liam wax figures i cant go to sleep
woah man tornado wornado in effect
DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING
we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do we!!
i swear to god
“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest
vanilla scented incest
OH MY GOD i didnt know i could love drake bell this much
(Source: unicornrainbows)
fishfingers-andjam-intheimpala:
A cake for my Tumblr followers
A cake for the boys I text
A cake for all my friends.
A cake for Satan
a cake for everyone i know
Sorry but how exactly do you bug Satan?
(Source: tonsofphotographyxox)
THIS JUST HAPPENED
I like going to Walmart because I feel more attractive there
Things you should know about sex
You’d be surprised ho w much you dont know about
WhAT
These are some awesome shit
I’m surprised people don’t know any of these. Sex-ed should be sufficient in this country. smh.
Well excuse us for not knowing about these. The only time we go to our beds is when we sleep
Teacher: “I have a fun project for you guys to do!”
sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week
(Source: scarlettteefey)
